London Randomness Tweet Personally I think they should leave it in Brilliant place to watch the World Cup if you happen to be in Paddington Don’t jump mate you’ll seriously damage your ankle…oh your a mannequin, never mind. Daily philosophy, courtesy of Shoreditch Pilates Don’t care how nice a day it is, this is just wrong, no body wants to smell your sweaty feet love. I do hope Tam said yes! School for sale I used to think this guy was an arse, it’s amazing what meditation can do for your state of mind! We need a spiritual revolution – oneness, togetherness, tolerance, respect & love. Russell Brand This seems a bit OTT for one cyclist…follow the arrow Free Street BBQ, some repair probably necessary Let us all come together in the controlling of zones Beautifying the kerb with pretty flowers, nice. So where has the east end gone? Beer and food definitely defeats Monday Very stylish shop sign for a newsagents….is that a rude comment? Fallen star in Bloomsbury Poor sponge bob, abandoned like so many other fads Now this sign states that it’s only 7 & 3/4 miles to Hampton court, but the sign is on a road heading towards Putney, so this sign is a lying bastard! “Honey can you run to the corner shop & pick up some soap powder, bleach and a white leather swivel chair please? Thank you” I’m really not sure if this is advertising or a deliberate attempt to freak people out Do chips taste good with lemon? Very cool 3D ad board, this is genius Work those Converse Marilyn! F’ing awesome giant pigeon…ok it’s an albatross, stop crapping on my dreams! Well saved! Loving pub sign boards at the moment, they’re all being really creative I know sex sells but if you need a half naked mannequin standing in a bathtub to sell plumbing your struggling. I don’t know who’s idea this was but I’m pretty sure the people of Harrow Road know what a KERB is! Odd name for a block of flats. Free Shisha, pipe not included This sign makes me want to climb this ladder all the more. 3 trails go into the cloud, 2 come out…who ate the 3rd plane? Always good advice One for all you Star Wars buffs I don’t understand how anyone could get tired of London Dear bus driver, I’m no expert but I think there is something wrong with your vehicle Vlad the impaler would be so proud Nice way to cover up a crumbling wall…not sure what they old woman is meant to be doing though I hate it when people are on the fence about who they support I don’t care why this guy is wearing a cocktail umbrella in his hat, I think he’s a genius & should have a national holiday named in his honour. Beautiful tribute of the great man Words to live by Possibly the eeriest green man pub sign in London Graffiti art of primates in an art gallery…genius! Loving the hat, I want to encourage more people to wear awesome head gear like this…I’m not joking Booby window teddy This poor guy always reminds me of a life sized cobbler’s display My teeth need committing, they’re mental as all hell…good news for my dentist! Art??? Google Translation “You’ve got a smile that could light up the whole city!” which is lovely…wish someone would write an Italian love note on the street for me :0( Why was there a giant rat outside the RBS offices? Found a ‘before I die’ wall, my favourite was to “alien proof my coffin (they’re not getting my corpse)”, that’s genius & bonus points for spelling ‘they’re’ correctly Crap weather & ovulation are good reasons to be closed. How careless, who loses a boat This made me laugh because you know it’s true.