London Randomness Tweet Free Shisha, pipe not included Let us all come together in the controlling of zones This poor guy always reminds me of a life sized cobbler’s display School for sale Fallen star in Bloomsbury Google Translation “You’ve got a smile that could light up the whole city!” which is lovely…wish someone would write an Italian love note on the street for me :0( This made me laugh because you know it’s true. I hate it when people are on the fence about who they support Words to live by Art??? Vlad the impaler would be so proud Very stylish shop sign for a newsagents….is that a rude comment? Possibly the eeriest green man pub sign in London Why was there a giant rat outside the RBS offices? Do chips taste good with lemon? Now this sign states that it’s only 7 & 3/4 miles to Hampton court, but the sign is on a road heading towards Putney, so this sign is a lying bastard! I don’t know who’s idea this was but I’m pretty sure the people of Harrow Road know what a KERB is! Beautiful tribute of the great man One for all you Star Wars buffs F’ing awesome giant pigeon…ok it’s an albatross, stop crapping on my dreams! Graffiti art of primates in an art gallery…genius! I’m really not sure if this is advertising or a deliberate attempt to freak people out My teeth need committing, they’re mental as all hell…good news for my dentist! How careless, who loses a boat Personally I think they should leave it in This sign makes me want to climb this ladder all the more. Crap weather & ovulation are good reasons to be closed. I don’t care why this guy is wearing a cocktail umbrella in his hat, I think he’s a genius & should have a national holiday named in his honour. Beautifying the kerb with pretty flowers, nice. Very cool 3D ad board, this is genius Poor sponge bob, abandoned like so many other fads Loving the hat, I want to encourage more people to wear awesome head gear like this…I’m not joking Don’t care how nice a day it is, this is just wrong, no body wants to smell your sweaty feet love. I used to think this guy was an arse, it’s amazing what meditation can do for your state of mind! We need a spiritual revolution – oneness, togetherness, tolerance, respect & love. Russell Brand I do hope Tam said yes! So where has the east end gone? Beer and food definitely defeats Monday Daily philosophy, courtesy of Shoreditch Pilates “Honey can you run to the corner shop & pick up some soap powder, bleach and a white leather swivel chair please? Thank you” I know sex sells but if you need a half naked mannequin standing in a bathtub to sell plumbing your struggling. Brilliant place to watch the World Cup if you happen to be in Paddington Booby window teddy Odd name for a block of flats. Always good advice Well saved! Found a ‘before I die’ wall, my favourite was to “alien proof my coffin (they’re not getting my corpse)”, that’s genius & bonus points for spelling ‘they’re’ correctly Don’t jump mate you’ll seriously damage your ankle…oh your a mannequin, never mind. Dear bus driver, I’m no expert but I think there is something wrong with your vehicle Work those Converse Marilyn! Free Street BBQ, some repair probably necessary Loving pub sign boards at the moment, they’re all being really creative This seems a bit OTT for one cyclist…follow the arrow Nice way to cover up a crumbling wall…not sure what they old woman is meant to be doing though I don’t understand how anyone could get tired of London 3 trails go into the cloud, 2 come out…who ate the 3rd plane?