London Randomness Tweet Google Translation “You’ve got a smile that could light up the whole city!” which is lovely…wish someone would write an Italian love note on the street for me :0( Fallen star in Bloomsbury Beautifying the kerb with pretty flowers, nice. F’ing awesome giant pigeon…ok it’s an albatross, stop crapping on my dreams! This seems a bit OTT for one cyclist…follow the arrow I don’t understand how anyone could get tired of London Daily philosophy, courtesy of Shoreditch Pilates I do hope Tam said yes! Crap weather & ovulation are good reasons to be closed. I don’t know who’s idea this was but I’m pretty sure the people of Harrow Road know what a KERB is! I hate it when people are on the fence about who they support Loving the hat, I want to encourage more people to wear awesome head gear like this…I’m not joking School for sale Always good advice I don’t care why this guy is wearing a cocktail umbrella in his hat, I think he’s a genius & should have a national holiday named in his honour. Free Street BBQ, some repair probably necessary Let us all come together in the controlling of zones Possibly the eeriest green man pub sign in London How careless, who loses a boat Booby window teddy This poor guy always reminds me of a life sized cobbler’s display Found a ‘before I die’ wall, my favourite was to “alien proof my coffin (they’re not getting my corpse)”, that’s genius & bonus points for spelling ‘they’re’ correctly Well saved! Beautiful tribute of the great man Words to live by Loving pub sign boards at the moment, they’re all being really creative Nice way to cover up a crumbling wall…not sure what they old woman is meant to be doing though I’m really not sure if this is advertising or a deliberate attempt to freak people out Very cool 3D ad board, this is genius This made me laugh because you know it’s true. Poor sponge bob, abandoned like so many other fads This sign makes me want to climb this ladder all the more. Dear bus driver, I’m no expert but I think there is something wrong with your vehicle Do chips taste good with lemon? “Honey can you run to the corner shop & pick up some soap powder, bleach and a white leather swivel chair please? Thank you” Now this sign states that it’s only 7 & 3/4 miles to Hampton court, but the sign is on a road heading towards Putney, so this sign is a lying bastard! Graffiti art of primates in an art gallery…genius! Beer and food definitely defeats Monday Why was there a giant rat outside the RBS offices? Free Shisha, pipe not included Brilliant place to watch the World Cup if you happen to be in Paddington Odd name for a block of flats. 3 trails go into the cloud, 2 come out…who ate the 3rd plane? I used to think this guy was an arse, it’s amazing what meditation can do for your state of mind! We need a spiritual revolution – oneness, togetherness, tolerance, respect & love. Russell Brand Art??? Vlad the impaler would be so proud My teeth need committing, they’re mental as all hell…good news for my dentist! Don’t jump mate you’ll seriously damage your ankle…oh your a mannequin, never mind. I know sex sells but if you need a half naked mannequin standing in a bathtub to sell plumbing your struggling. So where has the east end gone? One for all you Star Wars buffs Don’t care how nice a day it is, this is just wrong, no body wants to smell your sweaty feet love. Personally I think they should leave it in Work those Converse Marilyn! Very stylish shop sign for a newsagents….is that a rude comment?