London Randomness Tweet Do chips taste good with lemon? Nice way to cover up a crumbling wall…not sure what they old woman is meant to be doing though So where has the east end gone? Always good advice Why was there a giant rat outside the RBS offices? “Honey can you run to the corner shop & pick up some soap powder, bleach and a white leather swivel chair please? Thank you” Daily philosophy, courtesy of Shoreditch Pilates Crap weather & ovulation are good reasons to be closed. Art??? Brilliant place to watch the World Cup if you happen to be in Paddington I don’t know who’s idea this was but I’m pretty sure the people of Harrow Road know what a KERB is! One for all you Star Wars buffs Work those Converse Marilyn! Very cool 3D ad board, this is genius Free Street BBQ, some repair probably necessary Well saved! Free Shisha, pipe not included Don’t care how nice a day it is, this is just wrong, no body wants to smell your sweaty feet love. Loving the hat, I want to encourage more people to wear awesome head gear like this…I’m not joking I’m really not sure if this is advertising or a deliberate attempt to freak people out This poor guy always reminds me of a life sized cobbler’s display I used to think this guy was an arse, it’s amazing what meditation can do for your state of mind! We need a spiritual revolution – oneness, togetherness, tolerance, respect & love. Russell Brand Beer and food definitely defeats Monday F’ing awesome giant pigeon…ok it’s an albatross, stop crapping on my dreams! Don’t jump mate you’ll seriously damage your ankle…oh your a mannequin, never mind. Graffiti art of primates in an art gallery…genius! Poor sponge bob, abandoned like so many other fads Booby window teddy Vlad the impaler would be so proud I hate it when people are on the fence about who they support Google Translation “You’ve got a smile that could light up the whole city!” which is lovely…wish someone would write an Italian love note on the street for me :0( How careless, who loses a boat I don’t understand how anyone could get tired of London Beautifying the kerb with pretty flowers, nice. Very stylish shop sign for a newsagents….is that a rude comment? School for sale Personally I think they should leave it in Dear bus driver, I’m no expert but I think there is something wrong with your vehicle Found a ‘before I die’ wall, my favourite was to “alien proof my coffin (they’re not getting my corpse)”, that’s genius & bonus points for spelling ‘they’re’ correctly I don’t care why this guy is wearing a cocktail umbrella in his hat, I think he’s a genius & should have a national holiday named in his honour. Let us all come together in the controlling of zones Loving pub sign boards at the moment, they’re all being really creative My teeth need committing, they’re mental as all hell…good news for my dentist! 3 trails go into the cloud, 2 come out…who ate the 3rd plane? I know sex sells but if you need a half naked mannequin standing in a bathtub to sell plumbing your struggling. Beautiful tribute of the great man I do hope Tam said yes! Words to live by This made me laugh because you know it’s true. Odd name for a block of flats. Fallen star in Bloomsbury This seems a bit OTT for one cyclist…follow the arrow Possibly the eeriest green man pub sign in London This sign makes me want to climb this ladder all the more. Now this sign states that it’s only 7 & 3/4 miles to Hampton court, but the sign is on a road heading towards Putney, so this sign is a lying bastard!