London Randomness Tweet This poor guy always reminds me of a life sized cobbler’s display Crap weather & ovulation are good reasons to be closed. Poor sponge bob, abandoned like so many other fads 3 trails go into the cloud, 2 come out…who ate the 3rd plane? Fallen star in Bloomsbury Beautiful tribute of the great man Don’t care how nice a day it is, this is just wrong, no body wants to smell your sweaty feet love. Why was there a giant rat outside the RBS offices? So where has the east end gone? This seems a bit OTT for one cyclist…follow the arrow Odd name for a block of flats. Nice way to cover up a crumbling wall…not sure what they old woman is meant to be doing though Don’t jump mate you’ll seriously damage your ankle…oh your a mannequin, never mind. “Honey can you run to the corner shop & pick up some soap powder, bleach and a white leather swivel chair please? Thank you” I don’t care why this guy is wearing a cocktail umbrella in his hat, I think he’s a genius & should have a national holiday named in his honour. I know sex sells but if you need a half naked mannequin standing in a bathtub to sell plumbing your struggling. I don’t know who’s idea this was but I’m pretty sure the people of Harrow Road know what a KERB is! I hate it when people are on the fence about who they support Very cool 3D ad board, this is genius Dear bus driver, I’m no expert but I think there is something wrong with your vehicle Very stylish shop sign for a newsagents….is that a rude comment? Free Street BBQ, some repair probably necessary Brilliant place to watch the World Cup if you happen to be in Paddington My teeth need committing, they’re mental as all hell…good news for my dentist! Google Translation “You’ve got a smile that could light up the whole city!” which is lovely…wish someone would write an Italian love note on the street for me :0( Graffiti art of primates in an art gallery…genius! I’m really not sure if this is advertising or a deliberate attempt to freak people out Free Shisha, pipe not included One for all you Star Wars buffs Possibly the eeriest green man pub sign in London This sign makes me want to climb this ladder all the more. Well saved! Beautifying the kerb with pretty flowers, nice. Vlad the impaler would be so proud This made me laugh because you know it’s true. Words to live by Now this sign states that it’s only 7 & 3/4 miles to Hampton court, but the sign is on a road heading towards Putney, so this sign is a lying bastard! I used to think this guy was an arse, it’s amazing what meditation can do for your state of mind! We need a spiritual revolution – oneness, togetherness, tolerance, respect & love. Russell Brand Always good advice Let us all come together in the controlling of zones F’ing awesome giant pigeon…ok it’s an albatross, stop crapping on my dreams! Art??? Booby window teddy Do chips taste good with lemon? I do hope Tam said yes! School for sale Loving the hat, I want to encourage more people to wear awesome head gear like this…I’m not joking Found a ‘before I die’ wall, my favourite was to “alien proof my coffin (they’re not getting my corpse)”, that’s genius & bonus points for spelling ‘they’re’ correctly How careless, who loses a boat Loving pub sign boards at the moment, they’re all being really creative Beer and food definitely defeats Monday I don’t understand how anyone could get tired of London Personally I think they should leave it in Daily philosophy, courtesy of Shoreditch Pilates Work those Converse Marilyn!